(Source: buttpriestess, via rj4gui4r)

dynastylnoire:

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

relevant

(via rj4gui4r)

panconkiwi:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

^^^it’s true omfg

(via rj4gui4r)

pdlcomics:

Talking Smack

PSAT Perks

queenofcoruscant:

I actually write in cursive usually, so PSAT time is my time to shine and watch everyone else crash and burn

chickgardenzucchini:

Camels sloping like satellite dishes….

Crimson leaves… falling.

Poetry.

mioda-and-the-diamonds:

GUYS WHO DID THIS

mioda-and-the-diamonds:

GUYS WHO DID THIS

giveagirlacanon:

someone get me a rope and a dolphin
time to prove these mofos wrong

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via rj4gui4r)

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

(Source: daytonastatecollege, via tyleroakley)

(Source: lizgillies, via tyleroakley)

bomerlandia:

White Collar Merchandise ==> http://bit.ly/LxqANk

bomerlandia:

White Collar Merchandise ==> http://bit.ly/LxqANk

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add
really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

(Source: nemythecoolest, via bewbin)

Mental health advice from yr friendly neighbourhood Sane Person™

prudeghost:

  • have you tried yoga
  • yes? okay what about pilates
  • have you tried eating food that you cant afford
  • why don’t you get a job
  • do you sleep enough/too much
  • try sleeping better
  • have you considered Normal people’s feelings
  • have you considered becoming Normal like us
  • i think that would help
  • here i printed out this article on deep breathing from a Women’s online magazine, it helped my coworker who was sad one time
  • hey your’e creative, maybe you could write your own article

(via allweseemtodoistalkaboutsex)