bitchesaloud:

went str8 to heaven

bitchesaloud:

went str8 to heaven

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rj4gui4r:

True torture

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like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

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Real racism is quiet. It’s subtle. People look around first to make sure the coast is clear. There’s disclaimers like “dude you know I’m not racist but..”

Bill Burr (via danmo4k)

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How many times are they gonna make that movie? You know that movie? A white person goes into the projects. They just have to make a difference. [x]

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vinesnow:

kirsthestars:

au8:

I just struck Twitter gold…banana gold http://twitter.com/TheBananaFacts

this is important.

omg dying

vinesnow:

kirsthestars:

au8:

I just struck Twitter gold…banana gold http://twitter.com/TheBananaFacts

this is important.

omg dying

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like

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PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

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shep689:

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

you can call me King V

shep689:

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

you can call me King V

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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alesusknowles:

Me Being Born

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clamjob:

I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER SHE DIDNT DESERVE THAT

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